I Need To Use This In A Play Some Time
True story…
The middle of the night. HE and SHE are in bed. HE is vigorously shaking his wife.
HE: Honey, wake up!
SHE: (waking from a nightmare) What? Huh?
HE: Are you OK?
SHE: (Still disoriented) What? Why did you wake me up?
HE: You were having a nightmare!
SHE: I was? What – did I say anything?
HE: You were yelling.
SHE: Oh, that’s right.
HE: You remember?
SHE: Kind of.
HE: You were yelling, “You’ll never get away with it!”
SHE: Oh, yeah, that’s right.
HE: Who were you yelling at?
SHE: White House Press Secretary Tony Snow.
HE: (suppressing a chuckle) White House Press Secretary Tony Snow?
SHE: Yeah. It was a dream, OK?
HE: OK. What was he doing?
SHE: He was about to molest a child.
(A long beat.)
HE: Was her name Truth?
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TRUE STORY! The man is hystericlaly funny even at 3 in the morning. How did I get so lucky? :-)
Comment by S@L — Tuesday, December 12, 2006 @ 10:02 pm
True Liberals protect the weak and downtrodden. Even in their sleep. Right On.
Comment by Sit10@aol.com — Thursday, December 14, 2006 @ 9:03 pm