The Axis of Failure
Let’s recap:
First there was the national debt, which has ballooned to the staggering figure of 8.5 trillion dollars ($8,500,000,000,000.00!!!) (I hope you have a spare $30,000 handy).
Then, of course, there was 9/11.
Then there’s the war we’re about to lose in Afghanistan.
Then there’s the war we’ve all but lost in Iraq.
Then there was the city we lost to Hurricane Katrina.
And now we have a North Korean nuke.
It’s quite an impressive list, isn’t it? Call it The Axis of Failure.
And the most impressive thing about this list is, it’s all Bill Clinton’s fault.
You’d have known this if you’d been paying attention, but you haven’t, have you? What are you anyway, some kind of fucking Democrat? Stop reading blogs and start watching FOX News, and you’ll know what the score is!
It’s all Bill Clinton’s fault.
George W. Bush and the Republicans had nothing to do with this sorry list of fuckups. I mean, hey, how could they have? After all, the Republicans have only controlled the White House, the Senate, the House of Representatives, the Supreme Court, the Pentagon, Wall Street and the Media for the past 6+ years. How could they have had anything to do with all these problems?
But if it wasn’t for Bill Clinton sending out those dirty IMs, we wouldn’t have had all these problems.
Yes, that was him, too.